acoustic cover of me crying
Great Moments In American History: Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill congratulate each other for swimming with a topless brunette woman in Miami in February of 2013 while hiding their own shapeless bodies under modest t-shirts
So it’s my birthday and I’m opening gifts. I open the wrapped box from my uncle.
I open the box, and find a $50 gift card, yes? But wait, there’s Styrofoam. There’s more.
Then I remove the Styrofoam…
A FUCKING LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS
mY UNCLE GOT ME A LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS
bEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER
he then later gave me the legs.
LEGO LEGOLAS’ LEGO LEGS
Are you Luna Lovegood
Loony Luna Lovegood Lavishly Loving LEGO Legolas’s LEGO Legs
We are not so different.
I love this, we are all just occupying different forms
this is the coolest f*cking thing
this is so important
y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually
Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?
Access to basic health care
"Hello Danny. Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danny. Forever… and ever… and ever."
The Shining (1980) dir. Stanley Kubrick
mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass